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Fly Foundation!
This is to announce the launch of the Findhorn Foundation Airline (FFA). The Findhorn Foundation Airline will offer flights to all realms, seen and unseen, departing from the Park Runway. Guests are asked to meet in the Phoenix to fill up with chocolate before boarding the plane. Payment may be made in EKOs, Carbon Credits or Education Credits. The cost is by attunement.
Guests are recommended to have attended Experience Week prior to confirming their booking.
This is your Guest Cabin Focaliser speaking:
- Please fasten your seat belts.
- Golden sanctuary blankets and tissues are available from your focalisers if you get cold feet.
- It is OK to hug the person sitting next to you.
- We shall be serving a lunch of brown rice and Brussel sprouts, but it is organic so that is OK.
- Those in the isle seats are doing KP on this flight, please report to the rear galley when the bell sounds.
This is your Flight Focaliser speaking:
- Before we take off let us hold hands to attune to the flight, and welcome into our circle this Wing_and_A_Prayer vehicle whose name is Julie.
- We ask for the blessings of Faith, Hope and Love. •
- We shall be cruising at 30,000 feet..
- You can see the overlighting angel out of the left hand windows.
- I have been sharing with the control tour, and their feedback is that we should divert to Mount Shasta.
In the unlikely event of a crash:
- Then that will have been a mirror projection of your inner process, and The Foundation will not accept any liability.
- White buses will be attending the runway ready to take you to Cluny Hospital for treatment.
Submitted by John Wragg, original idea by Anon @ CLuny?
Published 7th March 2006
